Wednesday 31 October 2018

Weird Sisters


Teala is dead?”
The oldest of the three female Dragon disciples, rolls her slitted eyes.
“How is this even possible? Fluttin’s pet Beholder had tunnelled undetected below the main orc cavern. The Deurgar miners had expertly compromised the cavern above and the Death worshippers, the Drow and our minions were in place?”
The other two, scaled and bald-headed, black cloaks grimace, showing clearly, their pointy teeth.
“She underestimated that accursed cleric of Fharlanghn.”
Silence covers the hunched figures for stretched-out minutes until the eldest of the three breaks the silence.
Teala underestimated the very cleric that, not only captured General Akbarr, but managed to burn him to death?”
She pauses again but isn’t expecting any response this time and instead fills the silence herself.
“She convinced us that she could, not only capture the skull, but finally put an end to the interfering barbarian, the wide-eyed war-priest and the mongrel elven thief. We allowed her to delay stealing Thereanthor’s skull for nothing. No, less than nothing! We don’t even have the skull and worse… There’s every chance they’ve persuaded that idiot orcan chief; Obdurate to destroy it!”
The older dragon disciple, Beeryl, unfurls her bat-like wings for a moment, before continuing.
“All that nonsense we fed their gnomish spies about the ‘Blood moon’. All those lies we spread just to convince those interfering dragon haters, they'd have a chance to stop us. All that to just trick ourselves again? We’re no better than that arrogant idiot; Akbarr. We did nothing but waste our time and throw away our advantage!”
Sensing another breath coming, the youngest of the three; Indigoa, risks an interruption.
“Vital though the skull was to our plans, it wasn’t our only option. We still have another possibility. Another hope.”

Friday 26 October 2018

Ch- ch -ch- changes

As the orcs back away from the slaughtered duergars and the clamour of battle died down, Bastien flies back up on high to survey the devastation wrought inside the caldera. Looking down he sees the tattered corpse of the lizard woman who had confronted him in the air, and swoops down to stand at her side.

As the dust from his landing settles he gazes at the body and notices she is still breathing in quick, shallow gasps. With hatred written on her scaly visage her lips move, the words imperceptibly quiet as her strength fades.

Time stands still as Bastien stared into the middle distance.
He's come a long way from the naive disciple he used to see in the mirror. Just recently he has become so much more reckless... Trying alien foods, even taking to bed with orc women! But beyond even this he has become violent in the manner he has dealt with his enemies. The way he has had to deal with his enemies.

Fahrlanghn teaches that life is a journey and that change is inevitable. Bastien has come to realise that the evil arrayed in front of him will not respond to softness, and they will not stop in their quest to end the world unless they are stopped first. He must fight fire, with fire.

Another gurgled breath from the lizard wakes Bastien from his reverie and he drops to his knees. Focused again, he leans in as if to hear her last words, the sad look upon his face raising the smallest hint of hope in her slit eyes.

But instead of soothing her passing, a grim determination sets itself across Bastien's face as he places his mouth against her scaly ear and whispers harshly "Tell Akbar I hope he still burns, when you meet him in hell". Her pupils dilate in sudden shock and horror as Bastien's sentence is punctuated by the cracking of her spine as he snaps her neck.

Bastien stands slowly and moves to rejoin his companions as they attempt to pacify the still raging orcs. His jaw set, and his resolve to defeat the evil cultists of Nerull stronger than ever.

<Bastien's alignment has changed to Chaotic Neutral>

Wednesday 24 October 2018

As the dust settles

Nitendae sits back against the, now precariously suspended, dragon skull.
He is once again amazed at the lethal devastation caused by his two friends, the dragon bitch-girl practically split in two by Bastion and he can see first hand the damage wrought by Volkon on the skull.
As he peers over the side he is glad to see the feisty Sereena alive, all be it bruised and bloody. He wonders how long before she pulls away from where she is resting against Marlon and resume her tough street girl act.
He scans the room and is saddened by the amount of orc bodies strewn around, since hearing more of the history of Fissa and his own encounters with Omoola and Ludrum he has begun to admire the orcs. Not too bright but fiercely loyal, they deserve their trophy for the sacrifices they keep making in the battle to defend Fissa.
He thinks ahead to the unavoidable audience with the stubborn orc King, he hopes that they can convince him of the need to protect the skull in such away that it can never be used by the Drow or Black cloaks.
Also that their own involvement was honorable and totally acceptable.
First though he might look out the cantankerous old bag Isak and crack open one of those bottles of wine...

Tuesday 23 October 2018

Treasure out of her Skull

From the Gnome Sagassos

Gem of Seeing!
Gnomish golden key: 10gp

Gnoll Fieldin punks:             

2gp, 23sp, 65cp

Gnoll Edmonz:                       

Studded Leather +2
Heavy Metal Shield +2
Heavy Mace +2 Orc bane
Salve of Slipperiness x 1
44gp, 36sp, 98cp

Gnoll Galighar:                       

Leather +1 
Battle Axe +1
7gp, 14sp, 16cp
 8 bottles of fine red wine: 80gp

Teala Dragon Disciple: 
       
Amulet of mighty fists +2 
Bracers of Armour +2
Ring of Electrical resistance: 10 
Saphires x 10 (50gp each), 81pp, 10gp, 5sp

Fly Riders: Crawley & Kotow:

Leather +1 x2
Scythe +2 Wounding(+1con) x2
Robe of bones (full) x2
Ebony Fly x 2
Black onyx x 40 (25gp each), 178gp, 30sp

Duegar Miners x 4
                
Studded Leather armour +1 x4
Two-handed Miner's Pick +1 x4
Saphires x 24 (50gp each), 164pp, 144gp, 204sp

Therefore total coinage and gems:   
         
245pp, 385gp, 312sp, 179cp
+ Golden Key (Worth 10gp)
34 x Saphires (1,700gp worth) 
40 x Black Onyx (1,000gp worth)

Surviving the Skull Experience...

Well done everyone on not only surviving but (probably) succeeding!

I'll paint a conversation later in which you can decide your conversational tactics with Obdurate: Supreme chief of the unified tribes (Third meeting).

As for experience; David worked out too late that he and Volkon should have gone up a level BEFORE the final battle.

Still, considering what a poor show my final Big Bad made, you didn't really need it.

Current Experience Points:

Bastien:      38,960    9th level!
Volkon:       41,381    9th level!
Nitendae:    40,811    9th level!
Marlon:       16,522    6th level!
Demitasse: 15,088    6th level!
Sereena:     15,822    6th level!

Everyone goes up a level!

Treasure next...

Monday 22 October 2018

A Great Big Hug of Thanks!

Just wanted to thank everyone for joining me at the Cottage of Doom this weekend.
Thanks to Scott for bringing his wipe-downable map and running the initiative order for me.
Thanks to Assif for cooking a fantastic and not too mild at all curry.
Thanks to David for moving furniture and tidying up.
And a special thanks to Bob for jump starting my car on Monday morning.
:S

Thursday 18 October 2018

The Cottage of Doom is waiting for you...

I'm driving down to the cottage on Friday night to give it a quick clean and to change the sheets.
David, you're welcome to join me early if you're missing Jakey.
I should be there before 7pm.
Scott and Assif, we'll see you around Mid-day on Saturday.
Willow will have been walked by then and the Kitchen table transported and transformed into a battle arena.
Scott, seeing how you went to all that trouble tunneling for your wipe-able mat; please bring it with you.
Assif, I'll buy some beers, soft drinks and snacks but I'd really appreciate that curry you generously offered. Thanks in advance.
In addition, ALL of you please remember to bring:

1) Your 8th (and maybe 9th) level character sheets.

2) Your own set of dice.

3) A change of clothes.

4) Any CD's you fancy sharing. (I always forget.)

Tuesday 16 October 2018

Troubles & Tactics

The three combatants had already chosen their starting positions when Issack shouts, "Go!".
Unsurprisingly, it's the lithe Sereena who reacts quickest. Moving away from the other two, with a simple guesture and a whispered phrase, the beautiful sorceress becomes four.
Volkon knows it's an illusion but for the life of him, he still can't spot the fakes.
The war-priest, Demitasse also reacts faster than the hulking Marlon.
Gripping his holy talisman, his athletic frame erupts upward and grows to Ogreish proportions!
Marlon however, is already charging toward the now giant cleric and doesn't stop.
Despite Marlon's impressive build and incredible strength, Volkon is surprised to see the newly formed giant cleric, knocked onto his arse!
Sensing an opportunity, Sereena edges closer and sprays a cloud of golden dust over both the prone giant Demitasse AND the heavily armoured Marlon.
Both the men clutch at their eyes as they're coated in a gorgeous golden glow.
Marlon is blinded by it but Demitasse avoids that fate.
Standing up, he strikes his now helpless opponent.
It's a solid blow, made even more impressive due to Demitasse's massively increased bulk.
Poor Marlon is rocked but even blinded, he holds his ground.
The sightless battler, tries to strike back, but swings his long-sword, well wide of the mark.
Volkon wonders if Marlon had selected his preferred war-hammer, would he've missed?
Sereena takes a chance with just her illusions to protect her, and sprays a fine wave of fire over both of her erstwhile partners.
Despite his magical armour and robust constitution, Marlon gets hit repeatedly by both Sereena and Demitasse.
The cleric concentrates his attention on the big, blind Fighter and the sorceress attacks them both.
Unfortunately for Sereena though, is that, between hammering at MarlonDemitasse seems to be curing himself faster than she can injure him.
Soon though Marlon raises his hands; He's had enough.
This leaves Demitasse free to concentrate on the teenage Sereena.
With her limited offensive spell proving to be ineffective, she seems to be incapable of injuring him now but Demitasse doesn't share her problem.
Summoning a spiritual weapon, he rains blows down upon her until all her doubles are dispelled and she's forced to retire.
Issack commands his wooden body; Cary to lift him up and he cries;
"I don't believe it! The sandal wearing hippy beat them both?!"

Thursday 11 October 2018

Fight club

As everyone now has a day to kill before Soffic and Abbott Elphick are ready, Marlon suggests some practice combat to better understand their boons and newly acquired abilities…
Demitasse and Sereena are up for it but Bastien excuses himself to pray in solitude and Nitendae can see no benefit in risking self-harm before their (possibly) most suicidal mission yet.
Only the young Volkon, feels torn.
As Marlon warms up and the other two prepare their spells, Volkon senses his blood pumping faster through his veins.
Battle is what he was born for, trained for. His muscular fingers unconsciously spasm for his sword.
Still, he knows that he's incapable of 'mock' combat. As soon as he'd started, the blood lust would rise and he would lose himself in the pure joy of violence.
He'd chop the giant Marlon down without thinking twice.
Instead, Volkon squats, elbows on knees, beside Issack and watches from the sideline.
The 'arena' is a roughly circular area, about a hundred feet in diameter and set in a fallow field not far from the church.
The rules are equally simple:
1) Anyone who moves or is moved out of that area, is considered defeated.
2) No potions, scrolls, wands or limited use magical items are to be used.
3) Melee weapons must be used, flat of their blade only and spells limited to low or non damaging.
4) Issack is the judge and his decision is final.
Volkon jumps slightly, as Issack shouts...
"Readisteadigo!"

Wednesday 3 October 2018

The Third and Final Offer

While everyone's eyes are still fixed on the fortune of diamonds in their hands, the sandal wearing; Abbott Elphic quietly enters his library and coughs.

“So, there you have it. I'm afraid there isn’t much I can offer beyond what's already been given for your on-going destiny.  It's imperative though, that you leave soon. It’s still twenty-nine days until the blood moon, but even on horseback, it’ll take you twenty-three days to get there!”

The elderly priest looks down at his toes.

“Why the gods have chosen the seven of you, I cannot imagine, but fate mustn’t be ignored or dismissed. Even the Axis of evil have acknowledged that your interference seems to be the main, if not only real obstacle to their plans.”

The old priest catches himself. He's not here to add more pressure.

“I will have the best horses available, here by tomorrow morning and any additional equipment you require. The grey elf Soffic must meditate and prepare himself tonight but he'll be ready for the gifting ceremony at first light.”