Ten little adventures drinking poison wine.
The Rogue failed his saving roll and then there were nine.
Nine little adventurers, the Paladin acts as bait.
The others ran away and then there were eight.
Eight little adventurers, climbing stairs to heaven.
The cleric succeeded and then there were seven.
Seven little adventurers, really in a fix.
The Fighter got eaten and then there were six.
Six little adventurers trying to survive.
The wizard fluffed his skill check and then there were five...
Five little adventurers falling through the floor.
The Ranger broke his neck and then there were four.
Four little adventurers chasing a mummy.
The Bard caught diseases and then there were three.
Three little adventurers using bags of glue.
The Druid got stuck and then there were two.
Two little adventurers battling in the sun.
The Barbarian somehow stabbed himself and then there was only one.
One little adventure, having no more fun.
The DM went home and then there were none.
I don't know which children's song this comes from but Imogen and I made up the words while sitting in hospital today.
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Bravo.
ReplyDeleteAll your writing; Scott, David, you and of course Immy, is all brilliant and puts my lack of contribution to shame :(
Hopefully no serious reason to be hanging out at hospitals:/
Imogen was ill when I got back from our weekend. Took her to the dr's on Tuesday and she was sent straight to Barnet hospital.
ReplyDeleteKidney infection and sepsis.
Bit scary for a while but she was released last Saturday and was able to do the last six days of the antibiotic IV as a walk-in out-patient.
About an hour each morning.
She had her final blood tests done on Friday and her canular taken out.
She has to go back next week for a check-up but hopefully everything's fine now.
:)
Fuck. That is scary. Hope she is better now.
ReplyDeleteAny idea how she got the infection?